Yesterday i spent half the morning with my dad watching him do the tiling in our granny annex. Blue vinyl stickyback tiles. Our dumb-ass tenant didn't buy enough wood effect tiles from Argos and now they've ran out of stock. Now 100 packs of tiles later we are broke. My dad said he can't afford to buy me a bag even if I give him double the money. What an idiot. He's convinced that people think that he is a deranged angry nutter. He is but it's funny hearing the reasons why he thinks he is and comparing them to the actual reasons.
His Reasons:
1. I wind him up and make him angry.
2. Tourists are taking all of his money.
3. Because i've told people that he is.
My Reasons:
1. He gets annoyed over everything.
2. He demands stuff and says it's "because he's an officer"
3. He's angry over the slightest thing
4. He takes things way too seriously
5. He doesn't let me hang around with boys or people who are older or younger than me
6. He always thinks i am copping off with every guy i talk to on msn
7. He thinks i am too pally with the girls
8. I hug too many people
9. I always wear 'Comedy Shoes' (Heels)
10. He thinks i am a slut and i don't obey him when he tells me to wear baggy army issue clothes
11. He's Gay.
12. He's Fat.
